The All New Adventures of The Slug
Chapter 1: The Arrival
jjck_6091 You there?
theSlugGuy Hey cool, just about to IM you!
jjck_6091 Hi.
theSlugGuy Hey, I would you mind if I posted this to my site? I thought it'd be cool to post up real conversations i have ;)!
jjck_6091 Yeah, sure. That's not a bad idea.
theSlugGuy Great! So what do you think of it so far?
jjck_6091 It's ok, I guess, I mean nothing's really happened yet.
theSlugGuy Ah, yeah, I can see where you might get that idea. I suppose I probably should pick up the storyline a bit. There's just a lot of important character building that I have to do.
jjck_6091 Character building?
theSlugGuy Sure, take Jimmy. Geez, I'm dying to get him into the script, but it's weird, the opportunity just hasn't presented itself yet.
jjck_6091 Jimmy?
theSlugGuy Yeah, Jimmy the Monkey. I've got four major storylines hinging on him and his paranoia of shellfish. You don't think that's too obvious do you?
jjck_6091 No. I think a lot of monkeys have a thing about shellfish.
theSlugGuy Yeah, that's what I thought. But everytime I come to a point where I think 'Yes, This is a perfect opportunity' pfft. nothing. It's like something says 'No, now is not the time of Jimmy'.
jjck_6091 And you don't want to force it?
theSlugGuy No, that really wouldn't be healthy.
jjck_6091 Uhm, look, this is fascinating and all
theSlugGuy Francine is even harder to get in.
jjck_6091 But uhm, don't you want to see live nude teens?
theSlugGuy I think I know how to work a good story line involving her and a run-away toaster oven.
jjck_6091 Really, it's only $5 a day. And we'll throw in some all natural viagra.
theSlugGuy Except, damn, Jimmy has a phobia of small household appliances too. Shoot!
jjck_6091 Look, uh, I can see you're not interested. I better go.
theSlugGuy Hmm... what if I switched the toaster oven to a bottle of floor wax?
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