My advice to anyone starting out on the long road of becoming a successful web cartoonistering person:

1. Invest in quality pens. Don't scrimp. Your pen is your voice, your friend and your lover.
2. Draw, constantly, every single day, on everything, including the cat.
3. Get regular rest while doing time for defacing public property.
4. Eat efficiently. Try Taco bell where you can eat for a dollar and use the salsa packets to draw the cute girl in the booth next to you.
5. Don't draw her naked.
6. If you do draw her naked, make sure her bulky boyfriend isn't jealous.
7. Buy quality pens that taste good.
8. Give yourself proper challenges to draw, like moving animals or falling busses.
9. Never surrender your schedule. Work, food, sleep, hygine, they're all secondary.
10. learn that it's CTRL-C then CTRL-V.

But most importantly, drink your ovaltine.