I'm sorry, I'm feeling a bit depressed. This morning, I woke up to find out that I ran out of raisins in my raisin bran. Then, on my way to work, I hit two red lights. I can't believe it took TEN minutes to get to work! Then as an added bonus, the soda machine was out of Diet Caffine Free Coke. I had to blow a quarter on regular Diet Coke instead.

I hate the way that the world just mocks me.